This is why I hate being from Cleveland
Have I ever mentioned how frustrating it is to be a Cleveland sports fan? I'm pretty sure I have, it's in my archives here somewhere.
Fortunately for me, I've been one my entire life, and that is long enough to know that you do NOT believe in winning. No matter how good it seems, no matter how big the lead the team will blow it. No matter how many times Lebron James is compared to Michael Jordan, you know he can't possibly live up to it. After all, he plays in Cleveland.
Every time you may be tempted to wonder why I don't believe in winning or that my team will actually pull it through, I'll simply refer you to the city where I grew up. It's all Cleveland's fault.
Fortunately for me, I've been one my entire life, and that is long enough to know that you do NOT believe in winning. No matter how good it seems, no matter how big the lead the team will blow it. No matter how many times Lebron James is compared to Michael Jordan, you know he can't possibly live up to it. After all, he plays in Cleveland.
Every time you may be tempted to wonder why I don't believe in winning or that my team will actually pull it through, I'll simply refer you to the city where I grew up. It's all Cleveland's fault.
posted by Jeff at 11:48 PM
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And so you move to Michigan, where we ALMOST win the World Series, and ALMOST win the Stanley Cup, and ALMOST win the NBA Title, and ALMOST... wait, it doesn't work with the Lions.
~ Waugh
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